Lily's Battered Stapled Papers

[Lily Rose]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY, OKAY?!

Dear Diary whom can't help me with my problems but I write in you anyways,

Okay, it's been three effin' days! THREE! I went through jungles, dodged rampaging pokemon on roads and was tripped by a three year old on the way! Can you believe that?!

...Okay, so I admit maybe going into the forest for a 'short-cut' wasn't the most grand idea in the world...

...and maybe checking out what was making the earth shake wasn't so grand either...

...

...And I shouldn't have stolen the kid's popsicle! I'm sorry, okay?!

I hate life...

No, no - wait. Life hates me. There we go, that makes sense.

Anyways, I made it into Garuna Town and then I can't find the freakin' lab! Yes, the lab! The biggest building in town was the one I couldn't find! It was all the more frustrating when it was the one place I actually wanted to be! So I asked for directions once and wasn't so lucky. Do you know what that guy said to me? Nothing! Zip. Zero. Nada. He looked at me like I was retarded and walked away laughing.

Thank you, almight God that is watching my every step!

You know what I think? I think that whatever/whoever is looking down on me is doing all this for laughs. He/she just keeps giving me bad luck and sending obstacles in my way to have what most call a very BAD TIME IN LIFE!

You know what? I am so glad that I have you to write in. This is pretty much the only way I can vent my anger without hurting another living being. Oh, and sorry for ripping off the cover and the back of the book, I was really mad. I hope that didn't hurt. (Can you even feel pain?) Oh my goodness, I think I know why that guy looked at me like I was retarded, for I am asking a book if it can feel pain!

...This is the last time I write in this, I swear! Goodbye forever!

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P.S: I am also sorry for writing so hard on this page it ripped in several places.

[Lily Rose]

I still don't know what day it is...

Dear diary who is wrecked beyond repair,

I took Pichu. I know, I know! Don't get mad at me! Stupid rodent who chewed my scalp off of my head! I don't know what I was thinking, honestly! All the blame rests on him. He must have bewitched me or something! His saliva is pure demon magic!

...Okay, maybe it isn't. However, he has no excuse for cuddling in the ball and sleeping when I feel sorry for him! What was he thinking? 'Oh let's make Lily worry about me and then show her that I am fine with or without her antics!' That's the last time I will ever get worried for him!

And did you see that kick he almost planted on my face today?! It was all his fault that the rabid Pidgey came at him! (Although I don't think it is appropriate to call that Pidgey names now that I am stuck with her. Yes, I caught her. I got caught up in the moment, what can I say? And did you know she is very, VERY stuck up? Now I have two problems I can't get rid of!) And Pichu thundershocked ME! He was the one sleeping, damnit!

...Okay, maybe I got a little violent and over-reacted, but I am SO in the right here!

Well, both of them have fallen asleep in my arms and I will be damned if I call them cute right now! Anyways, I am tired too, so I am going to take a nap with them. If I get pecked, kicked or bit on the head as a wake up call, I will go ninja crazy! That's a promise!

P.S: I did a lot better at not wrecking you today. I know, I'm awesome. You are very welcome.